I constructed a man, made up of discarded goat and cow meat, sewn together with wire and pantyhose, then connected it to a car battery and various wires. Figuring that humans are only electrified meat and with my notes on human anatomy at hand, I then strapped him into my father's car so that he could drive my friend's daughter to school. My meat-man only started to occasionally twitch and began to cook. We never made it to school that day.